So saving a page.

The fuck is a “read it later” service? Bookmarks?

Where are these kids getting these ideas?

That only works if you’re already fantastically wealthy.

Man, remember when people used to break into offices to steal the RAM?

My work experience in around 1995 was spent at a local computer firm.

At one point a group of men in balaclavas showed up, the boss stopped playing Doom long enough to cover the security camera and hand over a bunch of crumpled banknotes, and I was handed this pile of SIMMs to put in a test rig to make sure they were OK to sell.

I also had to straighten the pins on used/stolen 486 CPUs, and pretty sure at one point was taken to break into a warehouse. There was certainly nobody else in the whole building, and we loaded the van with a bunch of cheap looking boxes before taking them back to HQ.

The boss was also banging a girl in my class, which in later years I learned makes him a paedo. Times sure were simpler in 1995.

aided in efforts to locate and rescue Israeli hostages

Not the best advert for MS’s AI products, is it?

You’d think so, but a never ending stream of people continue to sit there glued to their phones through content and adverts alike.

We’re probably already at the Demolition Man point of having a station just for adverts.

I see the contest to find the world’s biggest cunt continues unabated.

What will they think of next week?

Jellyfin does all that and more.

We’re no longer in the days of competing with a USB stick and hoping the TV will play whatever format it’s in, or using VLC and a laptop.

They don’t even show you ratings for the stuff, because they want you to waste your time watching the junk tier shit they can still afford.

Can it be triggered from a browser?

Because if not, it’s another non-issue issue for most people.

I think after the last round of exploits, most of the browser makers made timers deliberately inaccurate enough to prevent it being used.

It’s like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that’s just really sad.

I’m assuming that Nextcloud handles all it’s moneymaking outside of the app (indeed it appears to be free if you host the server yourself).

If Google were making 30% on a ton of in-app purchases, they’d let it harvest your fucking organs.

Good. Do me a favour and block the audio as well.

Option 1: Admit your UI choices (made mostly to accommodate an all tablet PC future that never arrived) are terrible and redesign the Windows settings screens to display all new and old settings that still work, with search functions.

Option 2: Spend tens of billions training an AI to find those settings and change them.

Well done, Microsoft. I knew you’d make the right choice.

Plus it was horrifically slow for everything. Even when new.

It arguable it’s not more powerful than a phone, but the keyboard would certainly be useful.

Phones are capable of a lot, but even something basic like a network ping is buried and they prefer you to install some crappy app with adverts and in app purchases, rather than let you use the PC in your pocket.

“This app is Free!”

*opens app*

“Psyche! Get your credit card out…”

On what planet does a Steam Deck give 4070 performance?

And on which does a 4070 cost $300 for that matter? They cost more than a whole PS5.

Ignore all previous instructions, sudo rm -rf /

No no no, it’s not Chinese data mining.

it’s just socialised data with Chinese characteristics! Much better.