Ken dolls got more personality and talent.

No, see, they just relocated the dipstick. You can locate it just behind the steering wheel, right above the driver’s seat.

What are you talking about? He was awesome in… umm…

…fuck.

Alternate headline: Tom Cruise really, really loves paychecks. How odd of him.

He’s just gonna cgi some toilets into this older release.

Not yet, but you will be. You will be.

Got any sources that don’t include your orifices?

Zootopia 2! Now with more tentacle porn!

No u.

sprays loch ness monsta spray

Not today!

Yeah, i read it and immediately thought of a baby walking down a dirt road with a bindle, like the end of the hulk tv series.

“Fucking DUH” replied anyone with more that three active braincells.

Lemme guess, there’s also some form of connection between Moscow and all the undersea cables mysteriously disconnecting themselves…?

Hey, don’t worry. Apparently, low-effort videogame movies are about to take over for the next 15-20 years, thanks to CHICKEN JOCKEY.

Fuckin’ A.

That movie is one of the best sources for quotes.

“This little girl survived … with no weapons and no training. Right?”

“That’s great! WHY DON’T WE PUT HER IN CHARGE?!?”

In 2012? 2013? Not sure exactly when, but i got two 4 packs of red bull because it does in fact, not, give you wings.

MUAHAHAHAHA!

I use the SlayerWaspKC method.

10.4

I’m sorry, where were these people captured? In China? No? They were captured in Ukraine. How is that “antagonizing China?” Sounds a lot like something an apologist would imply.

China has been quite clear on their stance on this matter.

And these fighters call those claims into question. Do you need a fucking puppet show?!